Morrowind:Edd "Fast Eddie" Theman

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Edd "Fast Eddie" Theman (edd theman)
Home City	Balmora
House	Fast Eddie's House
Race	Dark Elf	Gender	Male
Level	9	Class	Sorcerer
Other Information
Health	86	Magicka	138
Alarm	0	Fight	30
Faction(s)	House Telvanni Lawman(Lawman)

Edd "Fast Eddie" Theman

Edd "Fast Eddie" Theman is a Dark Elf sorcerer who can be found in his house in Balmora, on the west side of the Odai River. Fast Eddie's house is the second story of Itan's house and can't be seen when looking at the local map. If you speak to him, he says he is waiting in Balmora until things cool down with House Telvanni. If you are a member of the House, you will eventually be able to recruit him as your Mouth.

After recruiting Eddie, he'll move to the Telvanni Council House. Note that he'll be away for several weeks when you send him on Chores.

He is wearing a common shirt with matching a belt, pants, and shoes. He is wielding an iron dagger and he is carrying an apprentice's lockpick. Aside from his natural resistance to fire and the sanctuary provided by his ancestors, he knows the following spells: Burden of Sin, Dire Weary, Great Feather, Strong Fire Shield, Strong Frost Shield, Strong Shock Shield, Exhausting Touch, Ordeal of St. Olms, Gash Spirit, Dire Weakness to Shock, Strong Reflect, Strong Spelldrinker, Wild Spelldrinker, Drain Blood, and Toxic Cloud.

Related Quests

Main Quest

• Corprus Cure: Find a way to cure the dreaded Corprus disease.

House Telvanni

• Recruit a Mouth: Recruit a mouth in order to be promoted to Councilor.
• Ring of Equity: Help Eddie to retrieve this magical ring from Neloth's treasury.
• Amulet of Unity: Help Eddie to retrieve this magical amulet from the mainland.

Dialogue

• Greetings:

"They call me "Fast Eddie." Who are you?"

• Topics:

Background

"I was the rising star of House Telvanni until the barely-living Dratha and Gothren put a stop to my career."

Balmora

"I'm just waiting here in Balmora until things cool off a bit in House Telvanni."

Quest-Related Dialogue

Recruit a Mouth

• Mouth:

• "You want me to be your Mouth?"

• Yes. "If I'm your Mouth, you'll be my patron. You'll need to give me a Silver Staff of Peace."

• Give him a Silver Staff of Peace [Disposition +25. Silver Staff of Peace has been removed from your inventory.] "I've waited for years to be someone's Mouth. I won't disappoint you. I'll go to the Council Hall right away. If you want me to do any chores for you, just let me know."

• "I said I'd be your Mouth, and I will."

• Not yet. "That's okay. I've been waiting to be a Mouth for years."

• No. [Disposition -5.] "Well, I've waited a few years. I can wait a few more."

Ring of Equity

When first spoken to:

"I'm still your Mouth, right? Anything I can do for you, Wizard?"

Background

"I am your Mouth now, %PCRank."

Mouth

"I am your Mouth. Just tell me how you want me to vote in the Council or if you want me to do chores for you."

chores

"Of course I'll do a chore for my patron. Tell you what, I know where Master Neloth keeps a hidden Ring of Equity."

Ring of Equity

"The Ring of Equity is well hidden in Tel Naga, Neloth's tower here in Sadrith Mora. I'll fetch it for you if you bring me the key to Tel Naga. Master Neloth has a key and many of his servants probably have keys as well. They're all the same. Just find one of these keys and bring it back to me."

If spoken to again before getting the key:

Ring of Equity

"Have you found the key yet?"

Yes, here it is.

"Where is it? You need to give me the key before I'll risk going into Tel Naga for the Ring of Equity."

No, not yet.

"I'll just wait here until you find the key then."

After you have the key:

"Have you found the key yet?"

Yes, here it is.

"Great. I'll go to Tel Naga and get the Ring of Equity. If I'm not back in a week, I'm probably dead."

Ring of Equity

"I'll be on my way soon. I shouldn't be gone more than two or three days."

Once he returns:

"You want the Ring of Equity? I found it for you."

Ring of Equity

"I got the ring for you. It's all yours. It should help if you have a fight another wizard, but you can only use it once or twice in a fight."

If asked again:

Ring of Equity

"I already gave you the ring. That's the only Ring of Equity I know of."

Amulet of Unity

chores

"Sure. I know where the Amulet of Unity is."

Amulet of Unity

"The Amulet of Unity was made many years ago, back in the First Era. It's on the mainland and heavily guarded. I don't want to have to fight those guards, so I'll need at leave five standard Potions of Invisibility. I can cast Invisibility of course, but I'll want to save my magicka for other things."

Notes

• Dialogue from Caius and an associated journal entry say that Fast Eddie is a former Telvanni who has "gone Imperial" and joined the Mages Guild, but this is not reflected elsewhere in the game.